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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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We are all born mad. Some remain so.
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What I must do is all that concerns me. This rule, equally arduous in...
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Every hero becomes a bore at last.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your...
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‘Whom are you’ he asked, for he had attended business college.
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Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...
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A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until...
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We cannot be too earnest, too persistent, too determined, about living superior to the...
Quote #19535
In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not...