Quote #24993
There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
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It is almost impossible to exaggerate the proneness of the human mind to take...
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No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
Quote #15615
If mankind had wished for what is right, they might have had it long...
Quote #26967
The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in...
Quote #26515
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a...
Quote #28126
Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear,...
Quote #31248
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
Quote #25243
Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can...