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Forgiveness does not mean the cancellation of all consequences of wrong doing. It means...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Better a mouse in the pot than no meat at all.
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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody...
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything...
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A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we...
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Love rules without rules.
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Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet...