Quote #6470
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the...
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This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
Quote #7342
The secret of all success is to know how to deny yourself. Prove that...
Quote #28422
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #6698
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Quote #30863
The net of the sleeper catches fish.
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I do borrow from other writers, shamelessly I can only say in my defense,...
Quote #11381
By learning to obey, you will know how to command.
Quote #12536
I always have a quotation for everything, it saves original thinking.