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Let the punishment match the offense.
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People in their handling of affairs often fail when they are about to succeed....
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The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who...
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Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
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There’s often no way you can look into the game of life and determine...
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When it comes to staying young, a mind lift beats a face lift any...
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
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The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your...