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Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold...
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Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
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About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to...
Quote #11985
Live simply that others may simply live.
Quote #21623
The American ideal is youth — handsome, empty youth.
Quote #19448
Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head...
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #446
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought–...
Quote #11178
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
Quote #29828
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.