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Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they?ve...
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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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Very few things happen at the right time and the rest do not happen...
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There is no being of any race who, if he finds the proper guide,...
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A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
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This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
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If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just...
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
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Pride sullies the noblest character.
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When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not...