Quote #21531
If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost...
Quote #18074
Peter Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really...
Quote #20711
Some cause happiness wherever they go others whenever they go.
Quote #29049
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if...
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #15086
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
Quote #6908
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Quote #11278
All philosophies, if you ride them, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than...
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #14527
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.