Quote #1744
I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to...
Quote #1940
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Quote #13625
Life is like a piano… what you get out of it depends on how...
Quote #29657
Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in...
Quote #1432
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the...
Quote #29360
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #2374
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of...
Quote #32298
There comes a time when summer asks what you have been doing all winter.
Quote #21184
If a man’s wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
Quote #26538
The quiet and solitary man apprehends the inscrutable. He seeks nothing, holds to the...