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Money is to be respected one of the worst things you can do is...
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Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...
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Conform and be dull.
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is...
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Idiots…nothing can live forever.
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Everything that can be invented has been invented.
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
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I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...