Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with...
Quote #11280
All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
Quote #31004
But respect yourself most of all.
Quote #13863
There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment.
Quote #8284
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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The only use of a knowledge of the past is to equip us for...
Quote #19707
How many observe Christ’s birthday How few, his precepts O ’tis easier to keep...
Quote #12601
Take care of the fans and they will sure as hell take care of...