Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #17346
God could cause us considerable embarrassment by revealing all the secrets of nature to...
Quote #15394
Spare minutes are the Gold-dust of time; the portions of life most fruitful in...
Quote #24938
Deem not life a thing of consequence. For look at the yawning void of...
Quote #11348
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
Quote #29188
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough....
Quote #28416
It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly. But also, check...
Quote #22620
The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
Quote #4275
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Quote #6924
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.