Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #19872
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
Quote #25311
Do not measure your loss by itself if you do, it will seem intolerable...
Quote #699
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves...
Quote #17421
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #17676
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Quote #8008
Punishment is not for revenge, but to lessen crime and reform the criminal.
Quote #24390
He who angers you conquers you.
Quote #2257
Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to.
Quote #11988
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.