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What is a committee A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to...
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As death, when we come to consider it closely, is the true goal of...
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It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
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Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the...
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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The...
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The highest reward for a man’s toil is not what he gets for it...
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I...
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Be rich to yourself and poor to your friends.