Quote #33614
Be neither too remote nor too familiar.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #29674
A man cannot do good before he is made good.
Quote #20836
Jesters do often prove prophets.
Quote #13559
Sentimentality is a superstructure covering brutality.
Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #1876
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
Quote #24203
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.