Quote #482
I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew...
Quote #14953
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Quote #25344
Imagination has brought mankind through the dark ages to its present state of civilization....
Quote #24181
Those people have seen something. What it is I do not know and I...
Quote #4809
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #2709
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the...
Quote #10362
We all know him to be a proud, unpleasant sort of a man; but...
Quote #4514
The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #10441
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.