Quote #4720
If you bow at all, bow low.
Quote #8733
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Quote #15262
The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #25244
One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay...
Quote #2048
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Quote #29080
You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
Quote #7639
Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself.
Quote #33627
Be sure that it is not you that is mortal, but only your body....
Quote #25177
It is better we disintegrate in peace and not in pieces.