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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get...
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Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all...
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Imagination is a quality given to man to compensate for what he is not,...
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I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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I myself do nothing. The Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me.
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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If thy words be too luxuriant, confine them, lest they confine thee. He that...
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The secret of a good memory is attention, and attention to a subject depends...