Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #3224
Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not...
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #13792
You can never plan the future by the past.
Quote #9713
What we call our despair is often only the painful eagerness of unfed hope.
Quote #11816
To do anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift.
Quote #21036
The Devil finds work for idle hands.
Quote #1370
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #386
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Quote #18295
One’s religion is whatever one is most interested in.