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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or...
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Advice is least heeded when most needed.
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You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses...
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Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year...
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Live free or die; death is not the worst of evils.
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We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is...
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Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
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One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down.
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Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they...