Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #31135
A scholar knows no boredom.
Quote #31978
The stupid neither forgive nor forget the naive forgive and forget the wise forgive...
Quote #15781
Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it....
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #21558
A belief is not true because it is useful.
Quote #34917
If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get...
Quote #32187
When you get right down to it, one of the most important tasks of...
Quote #15199
Hatred of enemies is easier and more intense than love of friends. But from...