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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
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Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay...
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #25762
Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do.
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There is no such thing, at this date of the world’s history, in America,...
Quote #588
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts,...
Quote #11546
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
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We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #21460
Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue.