Quote #13044
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Quote #1167
Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
Quote #33639
The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for...
Quote #10607
To try to be better is to be better.
Quote #13186
Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.
Quote #4298
I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope.
Quote #17181
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
Quote #26103
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #22615
Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things...
Quote #28400
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...