Quote #7785
Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge of thine own cause.
Quote #14703
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing...
Quote #9756
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
Quote #13365
Society is like the air; necessary to breathe, but insufficient to live on.
Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Quote #901
Maybe I should have screwed up.
Quote #10235
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Quote #5874
The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...