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A fool and water will go the way they are diverted.
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
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All truly wise thoughts have been thought already thousands of times but to make...
Quote #27393
A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one...
Quote #11932
There is no despair so absolute as that which comes with the first moments...
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Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
Quote #9320
Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
Quote #33288
Don’t wake me for the end of the world unless it has very good...