Quote #5144
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it...
Quote #5367
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two...
Quote #11959
I know of no way to judge the future but by the past.
Quote #24821
Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his...
Quote #25973
There is a negative proof of the value of Latin No one seems to...
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #22083
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
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Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as...
Quote #27884
You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
Quote #5056
The man who follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.