Quote #30952
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Quote #32596
The task of science is to stake out the limits of the knowable, and...
Quote #23030
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Quote #5358
Has anyone supposed it lucky to be born? I hasten to inform him or...
Quote #6517
The result justifies the deed. (Exitus acta probat)
Quote #8084
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #20160
Before we blame, we should first see if we can’t excuse.
Quote #8733
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.