Quote #433
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #18247
You’re never too old to become younger.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #28236
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large...
Quote #7001
Whom did it benefit. (Cui Bono Fuerit)
Quote #25433
I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a...
Quote #31072
Only as high as I reach can I grow, Only as far as I...
Quote #12102
Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it...
Quote #5012
The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.