Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #6201
No man is useless while he has a friend.
Quote #28387
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
Quote #10980
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and...
Quote #20966
Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of...
Quote #3346
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Quote #9831
In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water...
Quote #16091
People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from...
Quote #34077
Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose...
Quote #3839
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do...