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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #4021
to be yourself in a world that is doing its best, day and night...
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Those who complain most are most to be complained of.
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into...
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Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so...
Quote #11756
No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens.