Quote #14913
We are shaped by each other. We adjust not to the reality of a...
Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Quote #18564
I submit to you that if a man hasn’t discovered something he will die...
Quote #110
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with,...
Quote #16516
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Quote #34065
Who made the world I cannot tell ‘Tis made, and here am I in...
Quote #23445
Multa ferunt anni venientes commoda secum, Multa recedentes adimiunt. (The years, as they come,...
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If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a...
Quote #9677
The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.
Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.