Quote #15043
The friendships of the world are oft confederacies in vice, or leagues of pleasures.
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #20256
Money may kindle, but it cannot by itself, and for very long, burn.
Quote #5547
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #2702
I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I...
Quote #6055
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Quote #27564
We might do well to contain our elation at seeing the light at the...
Quote #33090
Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the...
Quote #3624
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it...