Quote #19434
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
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I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
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Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth the former course is...
Quote #6216
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train)...
Quote #20619
If I should ever be captured, I want no negotiation-and if I should request...
Quote #15638
Few things are impracticable in themselves; and it is for want of application, rather...
Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #31788
Feel for others–in your pocket.
Quote #31489
The English language has a deceptive air of simplicity so have some little frocks...
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...