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When I played ball, I didn’t play for fun. . . . It’s no...
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with...
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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The love of our neighbor in all its fullness simply means being able to...
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He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the...
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
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Beyond talent lie all the usual words: discipline, love, luck — but, most of...
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Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close...