Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #13058
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
Quote #32420
You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.
Quote #30953
Words must be weighed, not counted.
Quote #17442
We must always change, renew, rejuvenate ourselves otherwise we harden.
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #9691
America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the...
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #1906
It sure does, Ben, it definitely does…this is definite…it specifically clearly, unequivocally says that...