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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
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The theory of evolution is outstandingly the most important theory in biology.
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Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in...
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If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
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Where duty is plain, delay is both foolish and hazardous; where it is not,...
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I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools....
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Own only what you can carry with you; know language, know countries, know people....