Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #3487
From Mount Hollywood, Los Angeles looks rather nice, enveloped in a haze of changing...
Quote #25041
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #15822
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
Quote #21036
The Devil finds work for idle hands.
Quote #19183
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your...
Quote #25264
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
Quote #25345
The skylines lit up at dead of night, the air-conditioning systems cooling empty hotels...
Quote #10908
Any fool can make a rule,and any fool will mind it.
Quote #34392
That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.