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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
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It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are...
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No good deed goes unpunished.
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Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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In the end, the only people who fail are those who do not try.
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Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a...
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All we have of freedom — all we use or know – This our...
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Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
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Yesterday is a canceled check tomorrow is a promissory note today is the only...