Quote #34793
No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Quote #31272
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #1476
The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.
Quote #32593
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #5495
The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his...
Quote #21917
Youth is not enough. And love is not enough. And success is not enough....
Quote #22217
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap,...