Quote #10799
All the world is queer save thee and me. And even thou art a...
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #24108
When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die.
Quote #6799
A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and...
Quote #30901
With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing...
Quote #14057
The good man is the teacher of the bad, And the bad is the...
Quote #4891
When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when...
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #3930
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...