Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #25637
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Quote #30712
In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart...
Quote #7153
He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
Quote #16410
The trick is to make sure you don’t die waiting for prosperity to come.
Quote #27678
An old man loved is winter with flowers.
Quote #23887
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Quote #5111
The price of seeing is silence.
Quote #29168
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.