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So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will...
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All my pupils are the crme de la crme. Give me a girl of...
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
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I dream of wayward gulls and all landless lovers, rare moments of winter sun,...
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If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what...
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Prove all things hold fast that which is good.