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Dateline Mesopotamia, 3500 B.C. That’s when the multi-faceted sounds we call music got its...
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Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down,...
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You only live once — but if you work it right, once is enough.
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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If one has no vanity in this life of ours, there is no sufficient...
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
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Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the...
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When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is...
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A grownup is a child with layers on.
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If I die, I forgive you If I live, we shall see.