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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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It?s such a part of me, I assume Everyone can see it.
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A good manager is best when people barely know that he exists. Not so...
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I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can...
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Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor...
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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
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What importance can we attach to the things of this world? Friendship? It disappears...
Quote #20740
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.