Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote #21993
Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #11218
A man has no more character than he can command in a time of...
Quote #856
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
Quote #13306
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
Quote #23255
You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
Quote #6737
The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
Quote #27534
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.