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I have learned not to worry about love but to honor its coming with...
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Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
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Whatever you want to do, do it know. There are only so many tomorrows.
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Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life...
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When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...
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The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of...
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Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
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Weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human...
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They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.