Quote #31900
Making the decision to have a child–it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #18094
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have,...
Quote #3943
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #18501
Even though it’s hard, it’s easy.
Quote #18121
Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
Quote #25896
That’s the good part of dying when you’ve nothing to lose, you run any...
Quote #7465
A cheerful mind is a vigorous mind.
Quote #16714
When you give yourself, you receive more than you give.
Quote #167
Go ahead, make my day.