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Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
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It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...
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If ignorance paid dividends, most Americans could make a fortune out of what they...
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
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Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
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Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble...
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I personally think that he did violate the law, that he committed impeachable offenses....
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The inside half of the plate. That’s where history’s made.
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The body is a sacred garment.