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Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
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Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
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Human subtelty will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct...
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It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
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Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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Love is to man an embarrassment, even a word; it is to a woman...
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Technology: No Place for Wimps!
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There is no such thing as a natural death: nothing that happens to a...