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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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Better a mouse in the pot than no meat at all.
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If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.
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My Karma ran over your dogma.
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If a man does his best, what else is there
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Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.